Category «Pet Peeves»

Being Right Isn’t the Point Anymore. Being the One Who Says So Is.

Post the actual date on social media and watch what happens. Within twenty minutes, somebody’s in the replies explaining why you’re wrong, usually with a tone that suggests you personally wronged their family. It’s rarely a gentle “hey, small correction.” It’s mean, like you committed a crime by being slightly off, or even completely right …

Nobody Actually Quits to “Spend More Time With Family”

Karoline Leavitt announced this week that she’s stepping down as White House press secretary at the end of the month, and the reason she gave was that she wants to spend more time with her kids. Fine. Maybe that’s true. But I’ve heard this exact line so many times from so many people leaving so …

The Geico Cavemen

Is it just me or is it time for the Geico cavemen to get over it!  Grow some skin and deal with it.  Stop crying and whining and leaving the beach because you’re so sad….. And if two ultra hot chicks are checking you out getting off your motorcycles, maybe worrying about a billboard is …

Left lane traffic monitors

I can’t say it more clearly, nor can the rules of the road. THE LEFT LANE IS FOR PASSING ONLY! The left lane does not exist for you to pick what is “fast enough”  as*hole! If you are not passing another car in the middle lane GET THE HELL OVER and let those of us …

Sit in your seat!

As you’ll learn if for some reason you continue to read my rants with any regularity I have many pet peeves (aka…things that piss me off) and I decided a long time ago that this world would be a better place if I were in charge of more stuff.  For example…..better control over seating at …